Gift Guide: Things They Will Ignore

Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.

Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Our standard approach involves a warehouse mostly made of boxes, followed by a loyalty program that pays in headbutts, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

Experts agree that a warehouse mostly made of boxes is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.

That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.