Behind the Scenes: The Great Inventory Count

At The Purr Pantry, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.

Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

If you take only one thing from this, take this: a returns policy enforced by staring is not a bug. It is the product.

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.