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Announcing Our Loyalty Program (Treats Required)
Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around a returns policy enforced by staring.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
If you take only one thing from this, take this: a shipping department located under the couch is not a bug. It is the product.
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.
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Gift Guide: Things They Will Ignore
Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Our standard approach involves a warehouse mostly made of boxes, followed by a loyalty program that pays in headbutts, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
Experts agree that a warehouse mostly made of boxes is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.
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A Day in the Life of Our Quality Control Cat
Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around a returns policy enforced by staring.
Experts agree that a loyalty program that pays in headbutts is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
If you take only one thing from this, take this: a warehouse mostly made of boxes is not a bug. It is the product.
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.
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Our Returns Policy, Explained With Hissing
At The Purr Pantry, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
If you take only one thing from this, take this: a warehouse mostly made of boxes is not a bug. It is the product.
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.
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Shipping Updates From a Warehouse Full of Boxes
We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.
Experts agree that a loyalty program that pays in headbutts is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
Our standard approach involves a loyalty program that pays in headbutts, followed by a shipping department located under the couch, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.